The New Girl

I'm already having enough trouble
with these two idiots I'm currently
stuck with. Now they're bringing in
someone new? Where will she sleep?
Oh, no, not the attic. Now I'll never
get any peace and quiet. Look at that,
they pulled the cot out for her and
everything. Well, isn't she just a
garbage-bag full of smiles. Cute as
can be. I hate her. What's the matter,
Frank, they cut back your hours at
the mill because you're such an oaf and
now you've got to take in renters? I
hope your wife figures out what a
loser you are. Soon. Oh, sure, you
just go get your bags, missy. We'll
see how much of your life I can
nibble on before you find me out.
I swear, it's like they care for no one
and nothing aside from themselves.
Did it never strike them there might
be other residents of this house who
wouldn't mind a say in who lives
here and who doesn't? I guess they
never listen to me anyway. I'll
have to devise my own methods to
set things straight.

(2007)