Look Out for Friends
sweet frank that s rich listen
you know how that iraqi prince
was talking about cyro the great
i was thinking maybe i can do
the same kind of thing scare a
grown man off or at least gross
him out so if this loser
comes around i ll be sure to get
all in his face you know because
friends look out for friends and
you re my best friend too it
feels good to write that i
have to tell you there are few
things that make me angrier
than loser guys who won t let
go and won t take no for an
answer i admit to you that in
my day i had my share of
suitors mostly lame ducks
but one or two struck my
fancy i have time only for true
gentlemen no stalkers no slackers
well dressed with charm to spare
the kind of guy you want to be
seen with that s my sort of man
but oh those days are long gone
here i sit pouncing my wistful
memories onto this keyboard
they don t really seem to go
together the wistfulness and the
pouncing but i am queen and
i will do whatever needs be done
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